monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

the monopoly guy

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth

Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Manopause

Men in their early to mid 50's who lose their minds because they are going through "the change"

My friend's dad has decided to divorce his wife of 30 years and makes no sense anymore when you try to speak to him, he's totally going through Manopause.

by Anisa Cameron June 22, 2004

Menophilia

Noun.

The fetish for blood, specifically period blood.

I am so into menophilia, seeing that red magic just gets me going every time.

by dvd604 November 22, 2016

mono

A term used to describe a masterpiece or something close to or known to be perfection.
It holds the national anthem for the country Namkanda, as lead by president and legend, Kim Namjoon.

1. “The art you have created is a mono!”
2. “How do I look in this dress?”
“You look mono in it, my dear”
“Oh my God marry me”

by ProducerNamjoon October 20, 2018