moked

stoned; really high off marijuana

How much did you guys smoke you all look moked.

by mellikesorangesoda February 5, 2009

Moker

Big. A very large example.

Pronounced: Moe-ker

Conversational use:

Scene: A very large Maine Coon, Tom Cat is seen in the yard across the street.

Bubba>Look at that huge cat man, He must weigh 20 pounds.

Bobby-Ted>I bet he's bigger than that. I've never seen a cat that big. He's huge... He's a MOKER. I'm gonna try and catch him. I've always wanted a huge cat like that. I'm gonna name him MOKEY the MOKER.

Bubba: You better leave that cat alone or you'll get hurt! Bobby-Ted, you're gonna get your eyes scratched out by that big ol' MOKER.

Bobby-Ted: I guess you're right, Bubba. He's such a MOKER I bet he eats dogs.

Bubba: Yeah... big dogs!

by Bertab63 October 23, 2006

mokeysniper

a youtuber who does movement guides in TitanFall 2 and Apex Legends.

“Do you watch MokeySniper???”
“no”
“Die”

by JupiterKnight July 1, 2021

Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything

John fortnite was being such a mokers bum

by John fortnite December 29, 2021

mokemon

a bad form of jap puberty. the subject belives they are a pokemon, larry, or even chuck norris. complete blasphemy. on all accounts

kid: wats up man?
kid2: BULBASAUR!
kid: wtf?
kid2: CHARMANDER CHAR!
kid: great. he thinks he is a mokemon

by charmanderetd March 17, 2009

mokey

To take a bite of someone's food and then extend your lips past the bite, thereby slobbering over it and making it inedible.

Don't mokey my hot dog you prick, I want to eat the rest of it.

by Sasafras6 May 28, 2008

mokey

Any clever, complete woman capable of (theoretically) beating people at everything.

Sarah is definitely a mokey when it comes to calculus.

by Meffrey December 28, 2005