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Big. A very large example.

Pronounced: Moe-ker
Conversational use:

Scene: A very large Maine Coon, Tom Cat is seen in the yard across the street.

Bubba>Look at that huge cat man, He must weigh 20 pounds.

Bobby-Ted>I bet he's bigger than that. I've never seen a cat that big. He's huge... He's a MOKER. I'm gonna try and catch him. I've always wanted a huge cat like that. I'm gonna name him MOKEY the MOKER.

Bubba: You better leave that cat alone or you'll get hurt! Bobby-Ted, you're gonna get your eyes scratched out by that big ol' MOKER.

Bobby-Ted: I guess you're right, Bubba. He's such a MOKER I bet he eats dogs.

Bubba: Yeah... big dogs!
by Bertab63 October 23, 2006
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Slang term for a cigarette, term originally derived from a girl in Drexel Hill
by seven six July 06, 2006
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One who smokes something. Or, a device used for smoking speed.
Hey Jersh, pass me the moker.
by verbalvomit2003 July 09, 2003
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slang term used as a nickname or something for a monkey who plays poker.
Bob: hi bill.
Bill: whats up moker?
by jimmy t rote this July 10, 2008
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"Moker" is een krachtterm vaak toegevoegd aan het begin van een aanduiding.
Het woord neemt de laatste jaren flink in populariteit toe, dit voornamelijk vanwege zijn grote functionaliteit.

Waar andere krachttermen, zoals facking of tering, problemen ondervinden kom je met "Moker" vaak goed weg.

Over het algemeen wordt "Moker" niet gezien als scheldwoord. Terwijl het net zo lekker in de mond ligt.
"Moker goeie grap, gek"
"Wow, dat is echt moker cool"
"Doe niet zo moker irritant, man"
"Hij ging moker hard op zijn bek"
by Frikadel-99 April 02, 2020
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