Moker

Big. A very large example.

Pronounced: Moe-ker

Conversational use:

Scene: A very large Maine Coon, Tom Cat is seen in the yard across the street.

Bubba>Look at that huge cat man, He must weigh 20 pounds.

Bobby-Ted>I bet he's bigger than that. I've never seen a cat that big. He's huge... He's a MOKER. I'm gonna try and catch him. I've always wanted a huge cat like that. I'm gonna name him MOKEY the MOKER.

Bubba: You better leave that cat alone or you'll get hurt! Bobby-Ted, you're gonna get your eyes scratched out by that big ol' MOKER.

Bobby-Ted: I guess you're right, Bubba. He's such a MOKER I bet he eats dogs.

Bubba: Yeah... big dogs!

by Bertab63 October 23, 2006

Moker

Slang term for a cigarette, term originally derived from a girl in Drexel Hill

you wanna catch a moker?

by seven six July 06, 2006

moker

One who smokes something. Or, a device used for smoking speed.

Hey Jersh, pass me the moker.

by verbalvomit2003 July 09, 2003

moker

slang term used as a nickname or something for a monkey who plays poker.

Bob: hi bill.
Bill: whats up moker?

by jimmy t rote this June 23, 2008

Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything

John fortnite was being such a mokers bum

by John fortnite December 29, 2021

Moker Method

A rigorous and foolproof system of using scratch paper and maximizing utilization of new letters to achieve wordle victory efficiently and effectively.

Wow, that Moker Method really works! Moker is a genius!

by The Lady Treat April 09, 2022

Moker

Can mean anything. Use it to replace a word or to exaggerate things.

''He's so moker stupid''
''That's moker cool''
''You're such a moker''
''Are you serious..? You dumb moker''

by taehyung707 October 02, 2018