kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

mittens

To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.

You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.

by cache December 4, 2003

Misted

Misted- To get extremely fucked up off Canadian Mist Whiskey.

Ey homes, im so fucking misted right now.

by E-LOCO April 8, 2010

squish mitten

whisker biscuit

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword

by bbc123456 April 3, 2009

fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.

My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!

by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016

Dick Mittens

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.

I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.

by Frayed_Moe November 9, 2003

Milted

Milted is when you get fucking owned by milty and lose all your pride and then try to fight back but then lose even more pride and then eat shit and then try to make fun of how many times I used and in the same sentence and then eat my shit anyway tsunami~~~~~~ ???????

bend over and scream rape you fucking newb~

by Milty™ January 6, 2005