missing a flywheel

Adjective phrase:

A descriptor applied to a person who functions well but is "not quite right in the head," as indicated by small but noticeable eccentricites of behavior to which said person is oblivious.

"Sure, Jeff is great guy, but he leaves the impression that deep down dude's missing a flywheel."

by Neil Ogism April 17, 2010

missing a gear

Surging one's pace too early or too fast during a run or race and failing to keep it. This often results in hitting the wall, and irreparably kills a runner's chance to run a good time.

Damnit! I tried to pass that group on a hill and I ended upmissing a gear. I fucked up the rest of my race!

by clarke14 November 25, 2011

missingsaminitis

a sickness caused by missing sam

side effects include: attitude, crying, and wanting her attention

this sickness is cured only by sam

sam has been busy all day and now i have missingsaminitis

by wtfiuk October 31, 2018

Missing bradideous

When you really miss someone named Brad as he makes the world a better place

Symptoms:
Nautilus feeling, and maybe tingly hands all create just from nerves and nervous feelings,

Be happy have a Brad in your life is the best!

I am suffering from “missing bradideous”

It’s like having happy nerves

by Gogalb July 22, 2019

Missing piece

Getting head from a big booty bitch with pink hair

Damn bro I need the missing piece

by lil Fishman September 10, 2020

Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

by Faecal matters October 30, 2020

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020