Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

miracle

When you somehow skip puberty

"dude guess what?" "what?" "I skipped puberty...ITS A MIRACLE!!"

by BurningButterz September 5, 2018

Hebrew Miracle

A man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business's owner of Jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Goldstein's Pharmacy?
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.

by LaughFactory07 January 30, 2017

Mitesh Miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies that everything we knew is wrong

This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle

by OSWALD MCGEE March 31, 2021

Miracle Mile

The red-light district of Tucson, Arizona. Not as popular as Van Buren in Phoenix, AZ, but still goodtimes.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm freakin bored..."
Guy 2: "Let's hit up Miracle Mile."
Guy 1: "That's pretty gross, man!"
Guy 2: "...yeah, I know..."
Guy 1: "Besides, I'm broke."
Guy 2: "That's pretty gross man."
Guy 1: "...yeah, I know..."

by K@B00$3 December 9, 2008

Makeup Miracle

When a woman/girl is insanely attractive with makeup on and hideous without it.

I thought Jenny was hot until I stalked her home and watched her take her makeup off. I thought i was going to vomit. She's a total Makeup Miracle

by Mike Hawk is alright January 30, 2010

Miracle

Something you will never, ever forget. Even if life tries to wipe off the memory, it will stay attached.

The day you find your love. The day you have children. They day you were born, and the day you die. The days that hold special memories. Those are miracles.

by A Person of No Sophistication December 5, 2010