Minty

Chore in a crack pipe tastes bad.

When the chore in your crack pipe is burnt too much it tastes minty.

by Starfish Shipshell April 16, 2018

Minty Fresh

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she spits it back into his mouth

Zachery said to April “give me that minty fresh”

by CanadianTaco September 15, 2025

Minty Juney

A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!

June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?

Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?

June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)

Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.

June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.

Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2012

Minty Corgi

A type of furry that tends to be weird at times, usually with certain interests, hobbies, or personality. Such as Being a furry.

That guy was strange, he was such a Minty Corgi.

by Sylvia. May 12, 2022

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

Minty Bell

A pristine penis. A circumcised bell end in mint condition. Well groomed, fragrant. Preferred by experienced women.

His minty bell was quite arousing and refreshing too.

by Bonallack Bishop April 12, 2024

Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021