Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
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minty breeder

Adverb; The act of freezing ones semen in an ice cube tray, then, placing said ice cubes in the vaginal or anal tract of your partner.
She said she likes ice play and breeding, so I gave her the Minty Breeder
by Bandit 989 March 11, 2023
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Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...
by Tastylovincheesecake January 04, 2020
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Minty._.jay

Minty._. Aka Matthew is a tiktoker who has almost 5k followers and posts videos that average 30 likes.
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Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))
by Inhumanesiren November 07, 2019
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minty-est

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!
Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!
by Mint Baud December 09, 2013
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Ooo minty

A phrase often said when fucking someone within 3.5cm of dental floss
Oooo minty. Sharon, you’re so minty tonight. Ooooo
by Justanemobunny May 04, 2018
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