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Militard

noun: A person who has become retarded emotionally and intellectually due to his (or her) enlistment in the military. Also, one who is not up to standard intellectual capabilities and only knows how to mindlessly follow orders. A militard is negatively affected by his (or her) service in the armed forces- he (or she) cannot think for him/herself and tends to be irrationally aggressive. The militard cannot function normally as a civilian, and is forever doomed to think like dumb ass.

See also, "asshat"
Dick, quit being a militard and start thinking for yourself! Damn!
by GI Joe 123456 June 7, 2011
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See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She will tell you how terrible and lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.

An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Did you see that Overly Sensitive Military Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!
by TwinksNHohos January 11, 2012
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Wow! I need myself a Militza to make me laugh!
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