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face melting

Visual hallucinations generally induced by good LSD. While tripping, acid users may experience face melting.
Man, the Dude experienced extreme face melting after ingesting the LSD. Must have been good stuff.
by thecarmie February 6, 2015
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meeting

where minutes are taken and hours are lost
I thought the meeting to talk about planning for designing a new media policy was a waste of time. It could have been finished by the time we were done.
by tired of being a good sport September 3, 2007
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Square Table Meeting

n. A gathering of men with the intention of participating in manly activities accompanied by the consumption of the fermented-grain beverage known commonly as beer.

This is fundamentally the Male equivalent of a "Girl's Night," except that instead of watching Sex and the City DVDs, swooning over Orlando Bloom, and eating Haagen Daaz; A Square Table Meeting is typically comprised of watching a classic 80s-90s Action movie (such as Die Hard) and/or an MMA or boxing event, eating some form of grilled meat or fried cheese product, and having a tournament of some kind. Hold em Poker is most common, Beer Pong and Beirut are also typical; as are impromptu Burping and Farting contests.

The Square Table Meeting has its origins in the popular series of Miller Lite commercials where a quorum of men's men concoct, (and an ancient man known only as "The Scribe" records,) decrees governing manly behavior, which are appropriately dubbed, "Man Laws."

Some of the more famous Men of the Square Table include Jerome Bettis, formerly of the Pittsburg Steelers, actors Burt Reynolds and Eddie Griffin, wrestler Triple H, and that dude who cut off his own arm when it was trapped under a boulder.
"Yo man, UFC 60 is this weekend, is anyone going to order that on pay-per-view?"

"Hell yeah, we're having a Square Table Meeting at RJ's! Grill goes hot at 6, we're watching Predator at 7:30, UFC event starts at 10."
by nutman July 28, 2006
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meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
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Mattia Polibio

The most attractive Tik Tok boy to walk the earth. His dad is Italian and his mom is Mexican but he is more fluent in italian. He lives in New Jersey and has a bunch of hot ass friends who also make tiktoks such as Alejandro and Alvaro and Kairi. These boys will steal your heart.
me : Mattia Polibio is so hot
my friend : idk i kinda like Alejandro more
by mattia’s babygirl November 28, 2019
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Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.
I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.
by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007
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Council Meeting

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.
"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely
by The Council Members January 9, 2009
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