text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

Message To Loser

Jacknjellify's song where Four (the host of BFB) scolds and insults Loser for being manipulative, lying asshole just before he gets eliminated in BFB 16.

"You assume you're so righteous, so blind to your lying!"
-A line in Message To Loser.

by No u uhcunyviovcfnjm February 4, 2021

Message From the Other Side

When you're wiping, and the toilet paper unfortunately rips, causing you to stick your bare finger into the chocolate factory.

"I'm gonna end it all, I was just taking a dump, and I got the Message From the Other Side"

by YaBoiNW February 5, 2023

Superstar Messiah

A term used to describe the undeserved, over-inflated and exaggerated “Messianic” - like worship, adoration, and reverence of a celebrity, political figure, religious personality or social philosophy. The term alludes to the ignorant gullibility of the sheep/heard like mentality of the masses; and suggests the pretentiousness and self-importance of the person venerated, who willfully allows the adulation to continue.

"Barak Obama has become the "Superstar Messiah" of Left-Wing establishment."

by minarchistlibertarian March 23, 2010

Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Trip message

Trip message (trip msg) refers to texting or messaging a person multiple times when they don't answer you.

I tried to ignore him but he started to trip message me.

I'll trip msg you if you don't reply this instant tho.

by pythonparanoia January 24, 2015

hellbound messiah

When you engage in a sexual act and somehow end up stabbing a nail through your hand/foot.

"Yeah man, I did the hellbound messiah. I was railing her on my new porch and sunk my hand into a nail"

by Stonethrower April 3, 2019