Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

merrigin

to smile in such a manner as to display poor dental form

When he flashed that merrigin I could see he needed dentures

by Mensch-chester April 2, 2010

merridith

Nice, really smart, the best friend you can ever ask for, helpful, always sharing, funny, and super duper likes PARTIES!!!

Girl 1: Did you meet Merridith
Girl 2: Yes she is my best friend

Girl 1: Lucky I’m afraid she’ll say no
Girl 2: Just ask she is super friendly
Girl 1: OMG she said yes!!!
Girl 2: I told you she would say yes

Girl 1: Thank you so MUCH and I mean it

Girl 2: Oh no problem and you’re welcome

by Totally GIRLS January 10, 2018

merrina

Merrina is a sweet loving person. Usually doesn’t have any siblings and hangs out with other family members. A Merrina does intend to get in a lot of fights with others. She is sweet, loving, can be strange sometimes, and cares for those by her side.

Girl1: It that Merrina fighting with that other girl?!?
Girl2: Yeah, I believe so.
Girl1: But she is so sweet though.
Girl2: I know right!

by •Lele• May 26, 2018

Merity

An extremely depressed person.
Merity's are usually attracted to Korean men and has a great sense of humor.

Spends free time playing sad songs on the duduk

1. "wow this person is such a Merity"

2. "I just feel like a Merity"

by Merity's stalker July 17, 2019

Merrill Miracle

when you cum in your girlfriends dad‘s ass and she gets pregnant

I smoked meth last night and Merrill Miracle happened.

by KruegsSizeDigsGreggy January 18, 2020

merriman

Generally nice and fun to be around, but could have a quick temper with some people. Most Merrimans are generally well endowed and hit it off great with the ladies.

Did you see that Merriman guy , he was the center of the party.

by Bill112233 April 8, 2021