Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.

Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!

by TaAj88 October 31, 2011

Joe Meaning

To finally live up to your potential and finish where everyone else has intended you to finish.

Then to fall back down quicker than you got up, to make a complete Joe Meaning of a situation.

Man you really "Joe Meaning'd" last month, you got MVP and now your in the second team.

What happened?

by Platinum_Mo December 17, 2011

Johnny Morning

The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.

Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.

Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"

and

Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"

by Vagos June 19, 2013

As Sure As Sunday Morning

To be Extremely sure about something.

A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?

B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning

by eliminat0r October 28, 2010

Morning Lip

Waking up in the morning to have a milky residue on your lips. You can see this by rubbing your lips with a shirt sleeve first thing in the morning.

I went to wipe drool off my lips and got pissed because morning lip smeared on my sleeve.

by Infinite360 December 20, 2009

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Morning Dew

When a female wakes up and is aroused and wet. The equivalent of the male morning wood.

LIsa had a hot dream last night because she woke up with morning dew

by ChopCity May 28, 2007