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gesù merda

Is like saying that the son of god is a shit. Actually the meaning is (Shit Jesus or Jesus is shit). Maybe not one of the most used ones but i swear that is a good and proper way to esclamate when something bad happens. Examples.
Apri la finestra che c'è puzza Gesù merda. (Open the windows that the rooms stinks Jesus merda).
Stai zitto testa de cazzo che hai rotto lo schermo Gesù merda. (Shut up dickhead, you broke the screen Jesus merda).
by ColafuckingBlast September 27, 2017
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gesù merda

Gesù merda is a very strong way to say that Jesus is a peace of shit
Gesù merda che dolore al culo
by Mukkaaaah January 9, 2018
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dio merda

a popular italian word, the best one in my opinion, we use it when we are happy, sad, angry.
“GIURA DIO MERDA
“DIO MERDAAAAAAAA!”
“dio merda ma sei serio”
“non ci credo dio merda
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il merda

Definition:

A derogatory term used in the context of the online game League of Legends to describe players who are perpetually stuck in the Bronze rank, one of the lowest tier in the game's ranking system.
Originating from a group of friends, this term was initially coined to mock their friend, for his inability to climb the ranks despite his persistent efforts.
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Etymology:

The term "il merda" comes from Italian, where "merda" literally means "shit". It was popularized among a group of friends who played League of Legends together, using it to humorously insult one of their own, who struggled to move out of the Bronze rank. Over time, it spread within their gaming community and beyond, becoming a common way to refer to players deemed unskilled or stuck at the lowest competitive levels.
"Stop playing like il merda and focus on your objectives!"
"We lost another game because our jungler is totally il merda."
"Don't be such il merda, learn to last hit minions!"
by Bressqn June 4, 2024
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