medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016

Medical Form

a type of form hospitals and clinics use to distinguish a persons disability, sickness and/or mental state.

"The nurse told me I would have to fill out this 'Medical Form' before I could book an appointment with her."

by mcmikey0 October 17, 2018

So Medic

Cool, rad, awesome, sick

“That house party last night was so medic. I got so drunk I had to use a fun-bucket bucket”

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

medic slave

The Medic Slave is a subtype of the Medic in TF2. They usually find someone (usually a Heavy) and heal them and act as their servant/slave.

This medic slave is amazing

by john stromboli November 22, 2020

Super medicated

Getting really high, juiced up or both at the same time. Practically tripping balls due to intoxication.

bromie, i am like super medicated right now

Chris Brown: 'sipping and im faded, SUPER MEDICATED' (Til i die lyrics)

by liquorice bitch September 28, 2012