Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it

"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"

by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017

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Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.

"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"

by memestar36469 June 16, 2018

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Maycon Lima

Trash, worthless, piece of shit, useless, scum, degenerate, despicable, man whore, failure, filthy

OMG you're being the perfect example of a Maycon Lima right now.

by Sty;sdete463234cccc/55 July 24, 2018

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When you eat spoiled mayonnaise and get food poisoning, commonly referred to as mayonnaids.

A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.

Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.

"Dude, I had some subway last night and I think the mayo was rancid, 'cause this morning when I woke up I had a terrible case of mayonnaids; I must've puked my guts out a dozen times at least, and that was before I managed to reach the bathroom.

by friggsy August 20, 2019

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