bull dog eating mayonaise

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

by hamman May 14, 2005

magcon

A convention/tour of Vine famous boys. Usually including Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Carter Reynolds, Jack johnson, Jack Gilinsky, Taylor Caniff, Shawn Mendes, Aaron Carpenter, and Matt Espinosa.

"Hey you going to the Ohio magcon show?"

"Uhh duh! I cant wait!"

by Vine-Addict February 18, 2014

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.

SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.

by friend of a friend November 29, 2004

Mustard & Mayonaise

Colored Side walls on Tires.Mustard is defined as the yellow sidewalls, Mayonaise is defined as the white side walls. Together they are refered to as Mustard and Mayonaise, refered to by hip hop artists in Vallejo, California

Yo Dog that Nigga is Rollin on twenty twos wit Mustard and Mayonaise

by Los of Vallejo April 5, 2004

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Mayonnaise Bag

Male sex organ aka Yambag.

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

Mayson

The best girl you've ever met. She's sweet caring and most of all a goddess. If you are lucky enough to date her you are in for a treat she will Love and cherish you and even if you screw up she will be there for you. She can forgive very easily and will always have a heart for you. If you break her heart you are a cold hearted soul, she is straight up breathtaking and stunning. Always love her because she is totally worth it.

Boy: Who is that?
Girl: Mayson she's beautiful and amazing.

by LuckyPookyTheMan February 27, 2019