Maturday

When Friday is a day off, but you have to go to work on a Saturday and it feels like a Monday

-I hate Mondays

-It's Saturday

-I hate Maturday

by morth March 9, 2011

maturtle

n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.

Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.

by Emigoodish July 1, 2011

Mathdebating

Masturbating with a lisp. It sounds rather nerdy.

Math Nerd 1: *Math stuff*

Math Nerd 2: *Debating about math stuff*

Math Nerd 1: Ooh! Mathdebating is giving me a nerdgasm!

Math Nerd 2: Me too!

by OMGITSTHESIZEOFAWALRUS August 27, 2011

mattdion

Boy's got so much game, his bitch needs a half time.

Ooh, yeah, yeah, oh baby, yes!!...sorry I'm gonna have to Mattdion this one. bitch needs a break from these skillz.

by Bthang* May 24, 2016

Maturity

I had thought I knew what maturity was…then I graduated high school

He had so maturity

by dopey98 November 12, 2017

masuda

masuda is a name typically for girls

masuda is the most loving person you will ever meet! she is very sweet and if you ever have a problem you will always go to her if you have a masuda in your life you are very lucky

guy 1: i miss masuda

guy 2: i miss her too she’s my best friend

by i am a god November 13, 2019

mattdogbfc

A dwarf with immense sexual superpowers. Has the ability to shoot cum a cross the country and impregnate any women within a 5 mile radius. Truly a magnificent sexy beast

I sure did all the mattdogbfc moves on that hoe

by saculbaby May 27, 2020