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Matisse

A fairly annoying person but sweet person. They would be a great friend but she/he would be pretty stupid.
Person 1: "Hey whats your name?"
Matisse: "They fuck you want-"
by disguisedangel May 25, 2021
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Matis

Matis is very sexy, the girls are on him.
by SltCMatis July 14, 2021
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Matias

Matias the mullet boy has a bigger ass than anyone in school and he pulls hella boys with his mullet. Matias also has a foot fetish so if you have smooth and clean feet hit em up.
Matias the sussy baka and foot lover has entered the room.
by ASDFGHJKLÖÄ# October 27, 2021
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matías

coolest person you'll ever meet
person 1: who is Matías?

Me: Just the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
by Macimu November 15, 2021
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matisato

Maitisato is the definition of the guy you should worry about. He's dick is bigger than your future. In he's free time he enjoys killing irresponsible students and having sex with your mother
Tser: mum who is my real dad?

Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...

Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that
by Flanker Clanker November 20, 2021
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Matisato

Mostly known as God of Physics but in reality the Ultimate Omni-King, he is a very muscular man who knows basically everything aside from the future. He has no weaknesses and he is the most responsible of them all. He has many desciples and kills whoever tries to mess with them or his temple.
Boy 1: I hope you have done all of our homework
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!
by Matisato November 20, 2021
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Matija's mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the act, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free.
that whore was so crazy, she was just Matija's mom.
by Najjaci lik November 20, 2021
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