Mario 

A Badass whiteboy thug with Bad Table Manners, that all hoes like to mack on.

I wish that boy was mine... My Mario
Girl... you had best watch what you wish for...

Mario by BigDaddty January 26, 2017

Mario 

Mario is a normally a premature male that has a verry verry VERRY small penis they are unable to do many things bc of their disabilities the main one being color blindness

Mario is gay

Mario by 69 Ben Dover 69 March 6, 2019

Mario 

A well-known video game character that is characterised by his overconsumption of shrooms while undertaking several occupations and trying to get laid. Men named Mario are similar in these regards, being both a player and a jack of all trades in their careers. They are usually characterised by their rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and their witty sense of humour.

Girl 1: I can't get Mario outta my mind

Girl 2: Wtf I got with him too

Mario by allyadelaide June 25, 2017

Mario 

The worst plumber in the world and a horrible person unlike luigi

Mario the butthole

Mario by The Man of My Dreams October 11, 2017

Mario 

Mario's are people that just love it when people smile. They Make people laugh even though it's not really the time to. I Believe Mario's are Really cute couples with Alexandra's because they both love to cheer people up.

Someone: Mario, you and Alexandra should date, yall would be hecka cute
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want

Mario: please

Mario by Luxious.gurl September 28, 2018

Mario 

a gay kid that is such a whore that he got aids from dark honey and maybe more other guys but he doesn't know which guy it was so now he gives aids on the side of the street for money

guy 1: i know a mario
guy 2: me too!
guy 3: wait so do i

Mario by guyji December 11, 2019

Mario 

A dick

Marios a dick

Mario by Hiya6673 August 26, 2017