mandingo chutney

The spunk of a black man who dons a massive penis with girth like a python.

He spunked his Mandingo Chutney all over her face and she was a HATER!

by russelbrand.what.a.cuuuunt January 23, 2010

Manking

masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.

Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.

by Earnest K. Slobodko March 21, 2020

Manging

1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies

2) Dig up Fresh corpse (male) and have a gang bang.

3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the anus.

4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.

*) Male version of munging

After munging the Thompson's Daughter last week I'll be manging Thompson's father this week.

by DrunkDruid April 11, 2011

Manking

To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.

Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

by Old School Hollywood June 16, 2006

Manging Out

1. making out while hanging out.
2. more than friends, but not in a relationship.

It was really fun! We were just manging out in his room!

by bowchicawowKDE April 18, 2011

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016