Mandie

The woman that makes my world perfect. She has a beautiful smile. She loves to talk. Her love is one of a kind. When she tells you that she loves you she means every word of it. When I hold her in my arms I feel complete. And that's the reason I'm gonna marry this girl right here and spend the rest of my life making her happy. I wish we could say we have been together for 8+ years but I can't. Only 2 years together. And many many more to enjoy in the future. I love you baby XOXOXO's

Mandie will be my wife soon as we planned out our beachside wedding. Her in a beautiful while dress with a slit going up her thigh showing off her amazing skin

by Lover of her wetness December 20, 2016

Mandela catalogue

A tape made by alex kister describing things like. Alternates and why you should say away from any contact with them and umm…. I forgor💀💀💀

Random guy:Oh boy the Mandela catalogue is scary
Also a random guy:yes
They both died THE END 01001110 01010100 01101011 00110000 01011010 01101010 01010101 00110001 01001101 01101010 01000001 00110000 01001101 01111010 01010001 01111000 01001110 01000111 01010101 00110001 01001110 01000100 01001001 01110111 01001110 01000100 01100111 00110000 01001111 01010100 01010001 00110000 01001110 01000100 01010101 00111101

by Funni haha October 29, 2021

mandeer

to take over, gain control of, conquer. Used in terms of location, object, activity that one has visited and explored.

Punting is hard, but Naomi mandeered that boat and the river too.
Sarah was so hungry she mandeered her pizza.
We went to Wales and mandeered the mountains.

by ATD973 December 4, 2007

Mandem

A hoard of pikeys who go around doing chavvy behaviour. Typically proletariat these underlings try to terrorise the streets of cities with ASBOesque behaviour. Often being very 'try hard'.

Charles: "James look at those hooded youths"
James: "Youths? They appear to be are age?"
Charles "You know what I mean, pikeys, rif raf, underlings, proletariat."
James: "Yes, they seem to have formed some kind of mandem"

by Winnie A November 21, 2011

mandeep thigh

mandeep is a glorious beast from the kool kids korner. her hair is long enough to reach her beastly buttox. occasionally dingle berries are caught within her hair and are feasted upon by ravenous crocodiles. mandeep's thigh is a splendiful delicacy in egypt where they worship pharoa mandeep the first.

"oh snap, you see what mandeep was wearing today? so sexy."

"yo, check out mandeep! her pants are holding up her chicken breasts."

"oh snap look at that mandeep thigh!"

by bob dylan mcjoe phat albert March 21, 2007

mandership

some instructions or guidance for all type of shit. mander - the guide, bad influence friend. really about something illegal and dark. everybody should have a friend-mander.

did you ever tried weed?

ye, my ex was a walking mandership, we tried all kind of stuff

by young n rare May 31, 2021

sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009