Machamping

Jacking off with the use of four hands.

Marcus and Ramon were machamping Altaire. He said it was four times the intensity.

by TripleXXX January 14, 2015

crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid

I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me

by lohan6 April 9, 2010

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

machelle

a kinda god standard in women kinda a myth a woman of perfection in mind body and soul, often used to describ say a woman in comparision

she was no machelle but her ass was damn close

by RebounD October 25, 2003

Manchester fish hook

During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!

So baby would you like a dance?

Sure, can I do the Manchester Fish Hook?

Absoultely, I love fishing.

by Boston Fisherman in AZ October 17, 2010

Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.

Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.

by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013

Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment

"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."

by The Hassan February 27, 2021