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Manchester

A city in the north west.
I would know, I live there (:
Trafford- YES BREVV (Y)

It's not all bad really. Yes, it rains. Yes we have a high crime rate. Hey, they only shoot at eachother (: It happens so often it don't make the news no more :L

We have 2 football clubs, both of whom are shite (: But MCFC (Y)

Backbone of the insustrial revolution.
Roman Settlement
Madchester<3

Multicultural and multitalented city. My home. I love it.
We have sexual accents. Not everyone talks like they're braindead, mind :)
Manchester: Roman Settlement, Shithole, Amazing Place
Yes brev
by BEANALEANARAWR May 15, 2009
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Macalester College

Macalester College (Pronounced Mu-cal-est-er; Nickname MAC) is a Liberal Arts college located in Saint Paul, MN.

Though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% Chinese students, 50% International students and about 125% Hipsters.

Students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. The open-mindedness of Macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs--objections outside the realm of "open-mindedness" are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than Hitler. Yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at Macalester.

The college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. Conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local Saint Paul legislation prohibiting such actions.

Recently, Macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. To encourage beneficial diversity on campus, Macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
Dude: My professors at Macalester College totally opened my mind.

Bro: Yeah, Dude, like what?

Dude: (Lose Paraphrasing of the Communist Manifesto)

Bro: Is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else's ideas?

Dude: You're just not open-minded. You're worse than Hitler.
by InsetPseudoNameHere November 13, 2011
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Manchester United

a crap team who evryone supports even though they dont live in manchester.
spurs 999999999999999999999 - 0 man u
by i hate townies and arsenal September 7, 2003
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Manchester United

Undoubtedly the best club in England.(Stop living in the past you scouse and when was the last time you won the EPL?).One of the best in Europe(probably the best)and the only treble winner.
While Manchester United celebrate another title and trophy. The only things Scousers can do is to be bitter. (or give this entry thumb down...i know they're are such as loser)
by moovee June 14, 2008
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manchester united

The BEST football team in the world!!(football not soccer!!)
More history than any other team will ever have in the premier league!
by c.ronaldo777777 April 14, 2006
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Manchester

Manchester is situated in the North West of England.

Commonly slandered by the Scousers,

"Manchester is the home of poofs and pansies"

True to some aspects, Manchester does have a very popular Gay Village; in which there is a "Gay pride" festival each year with Many famous faces including r Ian McKellen, However, Manchester also has a lot more to offer and a lot more to show for all the hard work over the years.

Manchester United: One of the Most sucessful football teams to come out of England.

Manchester City: The richest football club in the world. (also the best, well; we've got the best fans)

Many musicians that took a huge impact on britain in the 80's-90's were also from Manchester and for that we pride ourselfs.

The Smiths
Oasis
The Stone Roses
Happy Mondays
(to name a few)

Also if it wasn't for MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) the legends known as Ric Mayall & Adrian Edmonson would have never met thus drastically altering british humor through out the 90's.

That in turn renders Manchester one of the Greatest citys in one of the Greatest Countries in the world.
Have you been to Manchester? Yeah mate, Even those chilian miners have been..
by DtotheLA February 27, 2011
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Manchester

A shit hole in the North West of England, full of scruff's paki's and trigger happy kids, also known for the for there football team Munich X1(man u). who funnily died in a air disater
guy 1: what do ya think of manchester.
guy 2: it stinks and is full of sweaty paki's and little scruff's haha ice on the run way MUNICH MUNICH!!!
by CK09 February 18, 2009
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