No makeup November

No one can wear makeup go the month of November

Becky “It no makeup November, why are you wearing makeup!”

by Ccoshandle November 2, 2023

More Makeup March

It is a weird trend that makes women/gay/transgender men to make alot of makeup on the month of march which gives the word, More Makeup March(MMM).

Girl 1: Hey girl, are you ready for the big trend.

Girl 2: YEAAAAAH!! Can't wait for More Makeup March.

by Cr1ms0n November 4, 2023

Prom Makeup

A term used by men, typically in a condescending way, towards women who wear large amounts of or creative makeup.

Her prom makeup does not look good, is she a drag queen??

by gfxchjkgfcxdchjgfcxhjk May 3, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

makeup sexting

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.

Dude! I started a fight with my virtual girlfriend just to get the makeup sexting. It’s so hot!

by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023

Strawberry Makeup

A pink-blush soft pastel makeup trend focused on rosy cheeks, started by Hailey Bieber.

Person 1: “Have you tried the strawberry makeup trend?”
Person 2: “No, what’s that?”
Person 3:”Are you living under a rock? It’s all over tiktok!”

by violentnympth September 25, 2023

Makeup

You see how the “Should we allow makeup in the workplace?” Guy is outright defending “Having sex with the disabled in the group home you work in at work” that pretty funny man. That’s a funny thing to see happen.

Hym “No makeup but yes retard sex.... Ok.... That’s... That’s something...”

by Hym Iam November 9, 2022