Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty

John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”

by Grayson allen June 6, 2023

Miti Makeup

Ridiculously overdone makeup. To the point where the makeup takes over the personality of the person.

Yeah, she had Miti Makeup on today. It looked ridiculous.

by MasterTobes March 14, 2015

morning makeup face

Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.

Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.

by Cubbykins April 5, 2017

makeup affect

Makeup makes a girl prettier but usually the more makeup the stupidity gets larger

Yeah she's an example of the makeup affect

by Forty-nine May 1, 2016

Makeup cel

Someone who relies on makeup to have an ego, simply to go outside they need makeup. A makeup cel will put down a man while having a face full of makeup.

Chad- Bro stacy is actually a becky I saw her without makeup yesterday

Bro- "yeah dude shes a makeup cel"

by Faggy mac fagster October 3, 2025

take her makeup off

Fuck her so hard that her makeup comes off.

Yeah, she wanted me to take her makeup off.

by Annamaybe December 21, 2019