Macochist

A person who buys a Mac computer with previous knowledge of their performance.

Meredith: I so hate this new laptop I bought.
Chuck: What'd you do, buy a Mac?
Meredith: Um...maaayyyybeeee....
Chuck: You macochist!

by dangzitjim5723 June 28, 2011

Macass

1. One who gets very agitated when a software product is out for PC but not Mac.

2. A person who will go on and on about how much better Apple products are, even when unsolicited.

Some macass is threatening to sue us because we don't make a version compatible to Mac!

I can't check my phone without that macass going on about how much better Apple is!

by TalkinNerdy May 15, 2013

Macomb

Macomb, is an inside joke made up by Alva and Bella after watching the movie “ After” for the 3rd time. Macomb can mean “lol” but it can also mean absolutely nothing.

Everything is better with more hands
MACOMB!
Kuk kuk kuk
I’ll block you

Not if I block you first

by berkan May 22, 2019

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

T-macs

Really, Really, Really Hot shoes

Yo Those T-Macs fucking rock!

by Tmac April 7, 2003

Mac OS X

The best all-in-one solutiuon for any OS. Pretty colours, easy to use, solid, expert options for expert CPU users. FUN.

"Holy shit! All my Unix code runs like a Navajo on Mac OS X."
"I stopped using Windows because I needed a dual Xeon processor just to keep things smooth while I ran four anti-virus/spyware packages in the background, where as, at the moment, I don't have to worry about that with Mac OS X".

by Dr_Faulk November 17, 2005

Macon

Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)

honey i feel kinky do me a macon tonight

by RecTumBen April 14, 2011