Whoopin the Mule

An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.

Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.

by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009

rebate mule

The person (usually a friend or family member) you have a rebate check sent to when you've already collected on that rebate yourself; often necessary for manufactuer's rebates on liquor, which are limited to one per household.

I already hit this $10 rebate for Canadian Club a month ago, so I'm gonna use Tom as my rebate mule for this new bottle.

by Lincoln Damage October 18, 2012

Hit Her With The Mule

Fuck the shit out of you.

Jessica couldn't go to work on Monday, because Brandon hit her with the mule.

by MsLovelyLady12 July 28, 2012

government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.

JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

Gov't Mule

Amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, with Andy Hess on bass, Danny Louis on keyboards, and Matt Abts on drums. Proof that the spirit of rock n' roll lives on despite the best efforts of the recording industry, who wants to feed us all prepackaged crap like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte.

I saw Gov't Mule at the Fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience.

by Jack Grisham December 17, 2007

Beat it like a rented mule

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

by Philip September 12, 2003

Rented Mule

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.

I will beat you like a rented mule.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008