Mosquito bites

Small woman breasts.

I wish I had boobs. All I have are these mosquito bites.

by UrbanIndividual October 26, 2022

Honey Mosquito

A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.

Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."

by yaboidogpetter July 6, 2018

Angry mosquito

While the male is on top of a woman (in doggy or missionary style) he then proceeds to poke her vaginal area with toothpicks leaving small red dots along the vaginal opening.

I became single after giving my girl the “angry mosquito”. treatment last night

by Tha-SpanishJoker April 17, 2018

mosquito wallpaper

The pattern of squashed dead mosquitos on your bedroom walls attained through killing them with a folded newspaper on a hot summer night.

Oh, boy, i hardly got any sleep last night. I was painting the mosquito wallpaper till 3 am. Damn things were all over the place.

by xrayspex1978 July 27, 2010

anal mosquito

Using an enema for sexual practice

Jannet enjoyed the anal mosquito Jack preformed on her the other night.

by Leechless May 14, 2015

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

Mosquito Coast

The Mosquito Coast/Miskito Kingdom/Miskito Coast was a former British and English protectorate 1638–1787 (English), 1844–1860 (British) of the eastern coast of most of Nicaragua and parts of Honduras. Today this area is part of Nicaragua and Honduras and the culture on Nicaragua’s Caribbean coast is similar to that of former and present British colonies in the Caribbean, such as Jamaica, Belize, the Cayman Islands, etc. Also, English, Spanish and indigenous languages are spoken dominantly in this region.

John: Where are you from?
Phil: The Mosquito coast.
John: Where is that?
Phil: The Caribbean coast of Nicaragua!

by NicoyaHastaLaPollo May 31, 2018