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mohel

a pedophile & a religious vampire with a thirst for the blood of male infants
Beware the thirsty mohel!
by Scrupulous D. June 21, 2017
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marelia

the perfect combination of brilliance, beauty and intellect.
Wow, you radiate intelligence! You're so marelian!
by Marelian fan May 8, 2010
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model

A person who poses for photographs, usually to sell clothing or products. Makes for some interesting Reality TV.

Yeah, a lot of models ARE airbrushed--but it's ignorant to say that "OMG SHE'S SKINNY SHE MUST BE BULIMIC." There's nothing wrong w/ being a little skinny, the same way there's nothing wrong with being a little overweight. People should stop hating on skinny people.
Normal person: Did you watch America's Next Top Model yesterday?
Ignorant moron: WHAT? SO I CAN SEE SOME LAME ANERZIXC GIRL? No way!! I'm fat and proud!!!!
Normal person: Er, okay then..o___O
by ANTM fan November 10, 2004
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modeled

The loathed act of being killed by the over-powered Model 1887 shotgun in Modern Warfare 2, most notably in Akimbo form.
I swear to god if I get modeled one more time I'm never playing Modern Warfare 2 again!
by SToleniPOD December 29, 2009
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Upper Moreland

Upper Moreland is a relativly boring suburban, middle class community outside of Philadelphia. That's right, nothing happens here. When people from Upper Moreland go to hang out, they rarely do it within the borders of the township. This is due to the lack of entertainment (i.e. our sub-par mall, known as the Willow Grove Park Mall, which is essentially short-lived trend central). The nearest movie theater is miles away, in horsham. Upper Moreland is overcome with many who do not realize what ethnic background they are from. Dawg.
Hey guys, lets all go to Abington or Hatboro, because there is nothing to do here in Upper Moreland.
by Jack Wahs May 28, 2006
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instagram model

they actually have no talent tbh they cake themselves up and live there life thru social media. Always posting pics and showing ppl there life went in fact they have no real skills or personality, they complain that ppl treat them as object when that’s all they are. You present your self as nothing but a piece of meat to look at so don’t get mad when ppl call you that when you have nothing else to offer.
see that instagram model? she’s so hot

nah she’s just a talentless object
by ColonelGetafe May 15, 2018
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Site modeling

"Site modeling" websites use social-networking websites (most often Myspace, but unfortunately now Facebook as well) to post pictures of "models" who are more often then not 14 year old girls taking pictures of themselves, then editing the hell out of them, perhaps putting them in black-and-white or sepia. The site modeling site will have multiple "models" who send them pictures on a weekly basis to be displayed on the groups page under emo kid "model names". These girls are not real models, do not make any serious steps to become real models, and are just out to beg for compliments and attention.
I just took 3498 pictures of myself pouting and holding a teddy bear in front of my mirror. I think I'm going to be a site model for RejectionSadFaceBooHoo Site Modeling, and use the name Tiffany RainbowDinosaurMurderStarVomit.
by MissMarlaSinger June 20, 2011
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