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moldy cheese

Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.
by arun kulasekaran March 23, 2017
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Moldy

Moley but more Land'tt. Instead of being yummy, he's Yummiy.
guy1: why do you love moldy you land'tt bitch
guy2: ......yYAAAAa basHHhah
by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025
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moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable
Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte
by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025
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Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
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Moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017
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moldy pillows

An old lady's titties.
I titty-fucked her moldy pillows.
by RavenswoodDarsh October 18, 2011
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moldy cookie

a molded cookie that will give u an infection inside of the eyes, stomach, heart, and sometimes feet. it can also cause lung damage. it can be spreader easily by touch of lips, fingers, and even poop or pee. lol.
o em gee i got MOLDY COOKIE! I want u to have it too bozo! 🤣😈🥶
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