mlbd

MY LIFE BLOWS DICK

Tom: God, im pissed.
Aaron: Why?
Tom: Because I'm going to jail for speeding. MLBD

by sexiiiiiii panda July 8, 2011

mlg noob

A noob who's 2x better than a pro only 10x worse Than a MLG pro and 30% better Than a hacker and admin

Pro:hey look There's a noob up there.let's kill him.

(Pro gets quickscoped by MLG noob)

(MLG noob quickscopes the other pros)

(MLG pro kils MLG noob by doing a MLG noscope while noob was tring to noscope MLG pro

by MLG noob December 25, 2016

MLBB

stands for “My Lips But Better.” Basically, it describes a shade that most closely matches your natural lip color.

This color is so MLBB

by kacieng October 7, 2017

mld: masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

MLA

MLA, Mouth Like Anus, from the TV-show The League.
When a certain shade of lipstick makes ones mouth like an ass hole.

"it doesn't bother you that ____ has a bit of MLA"

by UnnamedBasterd December 22, 2012

MLIHP

Stemmed from popular user-submission based Websites like MyLifeisAverage.com and MyLifeisHP.com, MLIHP refers to the acronym "My Life is Harry Potter", a term often mentioned by extreme fans of the Harry Potter series.

So today I walked up to a girl and said "Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away...", she just walked away... Must've been a Twilight fan. MLIHP

Today, a silly Muggle asked me why I was carrying around an old-fashioned "pencil." Little did he know it was actually a 9 inch oak wand with a Phoenix feather core. Silly Muggle. MLIHP.

by Harrry Pottter November 15, 2010

MLBP

major league beer pong

"dude were about to go play some MLBP over at mikes house tonight you comin?"

by yeeeeebaby September 10, 2009