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Metro Station

What used to be a good band before they got discovered by adolescent teeny boppers, and signed to a record company.
Now all I fucking hear all day long is their hit song; "Shake It" playing on MTV, or the radio until my fucking ears bleed.
I actually enjoyed their music until they made shit songs with absolutely no meaning, but a catchy beat and lyrics that any generic moron could sing along to.
Why is it that every good fucking band has to go through the same goddamn bullshit; make a few good songs, get realized, than make a goddamn generic ass song that becomes incredibly popular over night, than said song gets over-played FAST, than you never hear from the fuckers again?

I'm not trying to diss the band, and I'm not technically dissing any certain type/age of people, but seriously, am I the ONLY one that has a problem with this?
Generic Teeny Bopper: 0H MY G0D I FUGGIN L0VESSS METRO STATION!!! TRACE CYRUS IS SUU EFFIN HAWTTTT!!11 I'M SU G0NNA SEE THEM AT THE WEBSTER T0NIGHT!!!!!111!!!11

Me: Go to fucking hell, cuntrag.
by Hannah G, yo. October 17, 2008
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metro syndrome

A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.
Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?

Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!
by Aaron Michael January 9, 2008
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metro dancer

basically the best kind of dancer you will ever see in your life. if she's from bergen county, new jersey, she's from Metro Dance...Lynn's and Anita's can suck it because they have nothing on us.
Check out those girls! They're definitely metro dancers!
by a fellow Metro Dancer March 31, 2008
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Metro-gnome

(noun) a homonym for "metronome," a "metro-gnome" is a word used to describe a dwarf living in an urban setting. A metro-gnome is city-savvy, unlike the garden gnome usually found in country settings.
Woah, look! A metro-gnome! Now that's one city-savvy dwarf.
by boredperson1777 July 28, 2011
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Metro High School

A STEM school in central Ohio that is not shadiya in the least bit. Students procrastinate, and in independent study nothing ever gets accomplished.
"I go to Metro High School. We NEVER do anything fun. EVER.
by macpersonuserawesome February 22, 2010
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metro sexual

A modern term, referring to a "new" bred of male.
"new" meaning, it has been pointed out or emphasized by the media through celebrities and idealistic thinking.
Usually used to describe males who have feminine tendencies such as interests in fashion, personal hygiene, life style, etc. Mannerism has smaller influence with being "metro sexual", metro sexual can behave like the common male on for instance. The aesthetics and inner attitude is where they can differ.
Usually refered to as being almost homosexual, except prefers the female gender... or rather themselves.
Person 1: Is David Beckham metro sexual?
Person 2: Most likely.
by Thisbitisannoying October 26, 2007
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Metro Station

A band that everyone but me seems to like,
i think they suck
they couldnt write a good song to save their lives,
but they are catchy.
also, too repetitive.
"hey did you hear metro station?"

"yeah and i will never ever get their song out of my head, ever"
by renemsee lol i am cool :) October 19, 2008
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