Afghani Gas Mask

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.

Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.

by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

welding mask

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night

by nathn February 17, 2009

maskerbating

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.

I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.

by Crackerguy June 10, 2020

Yeti Mask

Very similar to the Gorilla Mask, the Yeti Mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a freshly facialled face so they stick to the face resembling a White Gorilla or Yeti.

Grandpa Joe: I was just having sex with Grandma and I Yeti Masked her.
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!

by Sweet Tangerine July 19, 2009

n95 mask

That ultimate face protection from some stupid virus or another

CDC: Use a N95 mask to Protect your mouse and nose Frome the virus
CDC two months later: USE A BANDANA JUST FUCKING PROTECT YOUR SELF

by ⚒ communism? April 13, 2020

the gorilla mask

When you know you are going to have sex that night so you shave your pubes beforehand and set them aside. You then cum on the girls face and throw the pubes on her creating a gorilla mask.

My girlfriend didn't know what she wanted to be for halloween so I gave her the gorilla mask.

by Aaron Traviss October 15, 2008

gorilla mask

A "sexual act" involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial

I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for Halloween with a gorilla mask

by makaveli March 22, 2003