male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.

Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.

by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014

Maleena

Maleena is a very unique women. She has a wide set of personalities that come out depending on the mood and people who she is speaking with. She is very beautiful, outgoing but chill, talkative, and overall bright person. Will always put a smile on your face due to her ver humorous self. If you having a bad day she will turn ur day from rainy to bright af. Overall a very down to Earth person that would be the coolest and baddest bitch of a friend you would know

Maleena is the baddest bitch at our school

by Chargersboy21 October 16, 2020

Male appropriatism

Changing a words use by covert male narcissists who seek to denigrate women

Dont you try to gaslight me with your male appropriatism your obviously seeking to denigrate me with your male company's 4 dollar words

Cleary you are a gum chewing leg lifting male who gives boys a bad name

by Tonythetiler December 27, 2020

beta male

When your William Roslin

William: Your mom gay.

Anton: Your a beta male .

William: Dies

by v rhjnm March 19, 2018

David Male

David Male Man of all men. Never fails friends but impales fakes.
Only true David Male's have Ginga hair, they roam this earth in a way they dont care.

Spreads love, happiness, fear and resentment he doesnt care it depends how you treat him thats whats fair.

Two sides of the same coin with a different picture on each side.

Now that guy sure is a David Male

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Smegma Male

A person who says they are a Sigma male but in reality are the complete opposite. Like not showering, caring too much about another person's sexuality, making pro Nazi edits on YouTube shorts and being an annoying ass contrarian

"That guy may call himself a Sigma male but he acts more like a Smegma Male."

by Fishy Mann September 25, 2023

Male Curse

Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.

Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.

A huge gift and curse for men.

13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...

2 minutes later

OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.

2 years later

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

GRRROOOAAANNNN

2 years later

Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.

Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!

20 years later

I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!

20 years later

Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009