Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.

Person 1: Who is Lorenzo?
Person 2: Idk.

by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021

lorenzo

my bf fuck off nerd hes mine

lorenzo i love u

by kysmofo69 November 22, 2021

Lorenzo

Bitch ass nigga! Probably italian, eats pasta. Usually acts like a Karen.

Guy 1: that dude is a bitch ass.
Guy 2: his name is lorenzo.

by Zajo69 November 21, 2021

Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22

Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.

by Farkan June 6, 2022

Lorenzo

When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.

Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.

by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022

Lorenzoing

Purposely irritating someone to the point they actually get mad.

They we’re having a good time till she started lorenzoing.

by Bakerone August 8, 2022

Lorenzo

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.

Lorenzo just missed that shot

by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022