The desire to lay next to someone you love and talk about whatever comes to mind while gazing with a blank mind.
by gapsinspace November 22, 2014
Get the Longagazing mug.Derived from the Swedish fictional children's character, an affliction that can occur in men at any when they have a difficult time wearing slacks off-the-shelf. While fitting these pant sizes, they find that a given waist size is too small, and subsequently move up to the next waist size, only to find that the length of the crotch approaches the mid-thigh length, or beyond. The trouser gives the appearance of an untailored look, and reveals an overly long front panel and extended crotch.
Lee: "Dude, new slacks"?
Tom: "Yeah"
Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."
Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"
Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."
Tom: "Yeah"
Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."
Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"
Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."
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Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.
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Get the longasm mug.that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.
That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.
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