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Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
by Pistols September 19, 2016
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lobby lizard

Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity
"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
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lizard cult

WE WOULD NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING IF WE WERE LIZARDS
JOIN THE LIZARD CULT NOW
#DRCONNORSWASRIGHT
i hate french
we wouldnt have to do french is we were all lizards
join the lizard cult
by drconnorswasright January 12, 2022
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House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Boston’s being a house lizard tonight
by Rb1224 January 21, 2021
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lot lizard

A trucker's term for a prostitute that works truck stops.
"That TA is loaded with lot lizards"
by Wonderboy April 21, 2003
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lizard people

If they ever figure out that you know, they'll kill you.
Shush! Keep your voice down! Do you want the lizard people to hear you?
by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015
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draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates
by austexman August 3, 2005
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