Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.

Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.

by Pussy burp October 19, 2020

lizard cult

WE WOULD NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING IF WE WERE LIZARDS
JOIN THE LIZARD CULT NOW
#DRCONNORSWASRIGHT

i hate french
we wouldnt have to do french is we were all lizards
join the lizard cult

by drconnorswasright January 12, 2022

Aids lizard

When a Woman lies to you about not having aids and then eventually giving you aids on purpose.

That dam Aids Lizard thots have me aids.

by ayebrobro August 16, 2018

lobby lizard

Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity

"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"

by PapaTangoRomeo January 24, 2012

lot lizard

A trucker's term for a prostitute that works truck stops.

"That TA is loaded with lot lizards"

by Wonderboy April 22, 2003

lizard people

If they ever figure out that you know, they'll kill you.

Shush! Keep your voice down! Do you want the lizard people to hear you?

by TastyNuclearWaste October 19, 2015

draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

peeing
urinating
taking a leak

by austexman July 14, 2005