library nazi

an old women who gives you the evil eye when you walk into HER library. who constantly stalks you in the library waiting for you to either- leave a chair out, sit on a table, talk to someone, or replace a book on the shelf.

first day i walked into the library i got yelled at by this lady. she said " i've already told you once to get out and you didnt now leave" god she was such a library nazi

by not nice August 31, 2007

Library of Congress

A unit of measurement. Can be uses to measure mass, volume, distance or area. Abbreviated LOC, often used in a ridiculous manner.

You public library is approximately .02 Library of Congresses.

The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.

Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!

by Motorycle August 19, 2009

library

Where millenials go to have sex

Hey girl lets go to the library

by King Obama 640 October 8, 2017

library police

librarian and/or library aid(s) that follow you to your classes when you owe a 5 cent late fee

Dan: Hey, do you have 5 cents? i need to get the library police off my butt

by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008

Public Library

A place where you can increase your intelligence stats for free. You cannot fill up your hunger or thirst meter while entering this zone though. Here you will find many other NPCs but you should not waste your time talking to them since they prefer a quiet environment and will be provoked if your noise meter rises too much.

I'm going to the public library to increase my literacy stat.

by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

library

It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

"What's a library, dad?

Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."

by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010

Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019