immediately drawn to a woman as if a rope shot out of her vagina lassoing you. the first step to being whipped. i. e pussy whipped.
Jackie was pussy lassoed as soon as Tiffany walked by.
Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.
Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.
by jackie norris & rachel baxter December 1, 2009
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Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.
Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.
Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.
Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.
The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:
A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.
Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.
Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.
Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.
The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:
A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Positive example-
"I got some good Lason last night."
"Lason is a privilege, not a right."
"Pulling a Lason"
Negative example-
"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
"I got some good Lason last night."
"Lason is a privilege, not a right."
"Pulling a Lason"
Negative example-
"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
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When a young man gets very very sick for lack of pussy.
In other words hasnt had pussy for a very long time.
When a males penis hasnt been in a vagina in a while.
A man hasnt gotten any action.
In other words hasnt had pussy for a very long time.
When a males penis hasnt been in a vagina in a while.
A man hasnt gotten any action.
tay: are you feeling better
chris:yea i can actually talk now.
tay: oh wow, thats good for you sunshine.(:
chris: yea wana know what i had?
tay:what?
chris: its called lackofpussyitus
tay: WOAH, sucks fer you.
(:
chris:yea i can actually talk now.
tay: oh wow, thats good for you sunshine.(:
chris: yea wana know what i had?
tay:what?
chris: its called lackofpussyitus
tay: WOAH, sucks fer you.
(:
by whatchasay January 19, 2010
Get the lackofpussyitus mug.An indian remedy used across the prarie provinces of Canada to cure aches and pains in joints as well as bruised bones. Scientists have not been able to figure out what the mystical ingriedient is all they know is that it works.
The other night I fell off my bar stool. My bones were severely bruised from the fall. The next morning I had some Lakota and my bruised bones were cured.
by Doug Linskog December 20, 2007
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1. Swim has been an asshole since he ran out around lunchtime, and now his lackobowliosis is in full affect.
2. After being awake 96 hr straight sprint swim has ran out of shit and lackobowliosis has left him "doggy style" on all 4's under the table dripping sweat searching/picking for mishandled methamphetamine which he swears hit the floor.
2. After being awake 96 hr straight sprint swim has ran out of shit and lackobowliosis has left him "doggy style" on all 4's under the table dripping sweat searching/picking for mishandled methamphetamine which he swears hit the floor.
by Dean bardledoo -- "the dean" August 21, 2012
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