Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020

Sugar Lung

Bronchospasms and excessive coughing induced by the consumption of edible goods with a high sugar content. Continuation of consumption will lead to sugar tuberculosis. Only known treatment is water and immediate cessation of consumption. Halloween to Easter marks the height of sugar lung season.

1. *cough*cough* Damn. The candy corn gave me the sugar lung again!
2. These pixie stix sure did give me the sugar lung!
3. Doctor, my sons boogers are blue. Do you think its sugar lung?!

by Candy Stripers March 05, 2014

lung nub

a person with only one lung

Casey was born with two lungs but only one developed so she is a lung nub.

by aqmbcf February 28, 2011

Lung custard

Like lung butter. Possibly lumpy.

Clotilda Puddingworth coughed up some lung custard. Shall I put this in a sandwich, she wondered.

by Mr Thick December 19, 2012

Concrete Lung

The respiratory treachery that is felt in the subsequent days after being entranced in a social gathering in a structurally deteriorating setting with minimal airflow and unhealthy rates of airborne particulate matter.

My mom still thinks I got tuberculosis from Jakes house, but it’s just the concrete lung.

by wgaccione October 21, 2019

Lung Tat

A tattoo you get on your lung,so your dad doesn't kill you.

Shake: "Dude, show him that sweet lung tat you got."

Frat 1: "I had to get it done on the inside or my dad would totally kill me, I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat."

by j00 3at3r November 30, 2006

lung punch

When you stick your dik so far down someone's throat that it touches their lung .

i lung punched that slag so hard she'll be coughing blood for a month !

by Warrance October 21, 2017