lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.

I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!

lobster goose by cassa1111 November 13, 2009

Lobster Life 

A game where a bunch of people go on top of a couch crawling on top of each other saying "lobster life" slowly.

Hey guys, want to play some lobster life?

Lobster Life by Comso November 23, 2009

Lobster Tits 

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.

I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.

Lobster Tits by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011

Lobster Pot 

The dried result of scraping a single-celled green algae off of the shells of lobsters, which is then rolled and smoked or smoked from a pipe. Highly Illegal and prosecuted.

Stoner: Hey you have any of that lobster pot?
Fisherman: Shhh man, you're gonne get me busted for dealing.

Lobster Pot by TokenToker December 7, 2009

Lobster Punch

The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.

Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.

Lobster Punch by Piss Monkey February 2, 2009

lobster bomb 

The phrase that is often times shouted at random moments by the highly inebriated.

"Lobster Bomb!!!!" -Nick shouted while slouched in a lawn chair with a coconut drink in hand.

lobster bomb by Kendall Nelson May 27, 2008

Lobster Toss 

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.

Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.

Lobster Toss by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008