Kinder Surprise

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.

by #freeuab January 20, 2015

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Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011

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kinderkuntte

noun: an childish boorish woman;

Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.

1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!

2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!

by Xanthrant April 6, 2006

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Kandee Kid

a kandee kid is a person who chooses to show their emotions on the outside, with bright colors and smiles to hand out, someone who can talk to people like they have known them for years. someone who hands out stickers, toys, candy. Peace Love Unity Respect -plur- "RaveR children unite"

by Kelly July 7, 2003

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