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Kinderhoe 

Child who dresses like a hoe, whore or prostitot. Also called a prostitot.
"Oh my god, look that little girl! She is a total kinderhoe!"
Kinderhoe by Queen Lillith May 11, 2006
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kinderhoe  

A Kinderhoe, is someone who is not yet a Whore but someone on their way to becomeing a whore or a slut.
kinderhoe by Lil Miss Sassy April 28, 2009

Kindergender 

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila
“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”
Kindergender by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018

Kindergender 

1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.
"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."

"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."
Kindergender by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018

Kinderwhore 

A fashion trend in the early nineties which was probabaly indirectly influenced by japanese kawaii, and popularised by courtney love, where a girl mid teens - any age really puts on torn babydoll dresses, cigarette burned tights and biig boots......grungey with a little girl/whore type thing. smudgey eyes and messed up hair.. like you fucked all night and rolled out bed the next morning. niiice.
courtney love dressed kinderwhore. Kat Bjelland claimed courtney stole the style off her. riot grrrl became synonamous with kinderwhore
Kinderwhore by soppphie August 30, 2006

Kindergoth 

Contrary to popular belief Kindergoth has nothing to do with age. Kindergoth is sub-fashion of the Kinderwhore grunge fashion. Kinderwhore was a fashion originally created by Courtney Love(the late Kurt Cobains wife) back in the grunge era. Kinderwhore fashion consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and peter pan collared dresses, slips, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary–Jane shoes. Kindergoth is Kinderwhore with a gothic color scheme.
Goth: My preferred asthetic is Kindergoth
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.
Kindergoth by SquirrelQueen May 12, 2017

kindersmear 

a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.

Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
I was so drunk when I kissed that boy named Norman, I forgot I had applied Nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.

The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
kindersmear by Cindy Shouts January 3, 2014
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