kwong

A verb of a sexual nature alluding to some sort of forced penetration of one or more body orifices by a crazy asian girl named Kwong.

God, my ass is sore - I was fast asleep last night, and before I know it, I got kwonged with my math textbook.

by Patrick Z. February 22, 2007

Kwanzaa Burp

When you fart, burp and vomit at the same time during kwanzaa dinner

Dude, we should totally do a kwanzaa Burp right now

by fartman27 January 3, 2022

dai chek kwong

Originated from Cantonese, refer to someone who talks and talks, but never try to accomplish to what he talks. The apparent meaning means "big guy Mr Kwong", but "Kwong" also means talk in Cantonese. (YY)

A: John said he is participating the Marathon next month!
B: Nah! Impossible! He is just a dai chek kwong.

Or
A: Look, I'm gonna pick up that girl next to the bar table.
B: Go ahead, don't be a dai check kwong.
(YY)

by bjkingkong May 7, 2014

Kwanza Klaus

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.

If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree

by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011

tae kwon dolphin

Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.

A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.

by phx June 1, 2003

Tae Kwon Do

The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.

Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective

by stoolybird October 26, 2006