Taint Knife

Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.

"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"

"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"

by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018

Butter Knife Technique

During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread

Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”

by Sark__9 February 25, 2018

Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

by Stellababe June 8, 2013

Knife Party

From the sensation of Pendulum, Knife Party is a side project made by Rob Swire and Gareth McGrillen. The project includes music consisting of Electro House and Dubstep.

The name was influenced from the song, "Knife Party" by the Deftones.

The description of Knife Party includes, "Seizure Music".

Jake: Hey man! Did you see Knife Party a few days ago?

Paul: No. I missed it, but I have been dreaming to attend their crazy sets.

by Krakatoacoo September 8, 2011

Butterfly knife

With just a flick of the wrist, you go from harmless citizen to vicious, knife-weilding warrior. Same stigmas as a swithblade apply; see dangerous, lethal, scary and gangster. Although no more lethal than any other sharp object (see rock, nail and razor for examples), the media has turned it into something it never was.

Technical definition: balisong

Commonly mistaken as: switchblade, illegal

That flashy looking device I opened with one hand was a butterfly knife.

by James September 12, 2004

Knifey Spoony

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.

"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"

by J. Stephen September 1, 2009

Stereo Knife

A jumbled pronunciation of the word "Scissors", which could easily replace the word itself. Dual-channel cutting.

Yo holmes, pass me the stereo knife, I have to cut my face out of all these pictures.

by Blackfilm October 21, 2010