A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
The rare endangered Kingston Robinson also known as fish slayer 3000, Most commonly found in his natural habitat, Everglades city Florida, hibernating in his empty sprite can filled room, has pistachios the size of ur mom.
by trippin_ballz85 October 22, 2022
9-3 At SBW REAL. IMPERIUM SOLOS REAL. THEORY IS BETTER REAL. I SUCK XMANS DICK FOR A LIVING REAL. MY NAME IS ASSOCIATED WITH SEX REAL.
"Yo Aiden Kingston Sucks NGL." - Kyree Hayze
"At Least AIDEN Kingston Can Take The Dick Out His Mouth For A Second"
"At Least AIDEN Kingston Can Take The Dick Out His Mouth For A Second"
by isaiah kingston June 26, 2022
Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.
by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024
by tzitdtodoodtd November 08, 2021
"Kingstoning" is a slang for Masturbating or masturbation the person who is "kingstoning" aggressively tugs on the foreskin with one hand with a mean/angry look on their face.
by Kaiser the wilhelm July 20, 2024