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Kilter

A person that enjoys lifting up a Scotsman’s Kilt and then fondles their genitalia
Him: That man just lifted up my kilt and fondled my balls!
Her: Don't mind him he is just a kilter.
by L3GiT August 17, 2007
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A very famous and funny quote from Scary Movie. If you shout this out randomly, it can be quite hilarious and sometimes will scare your friends!
"Well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass!"
*Everyone laughs*
by littlelibertine July 1, 2005
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killed it

Ray put on a fake ass silver chain with a nice gucci suit... therefore, he killed it.

Patty said something funny then wouldnt shut up about it, she killed it.

: oh and then.... SHUT UP PATTY, YOU KILLED IT :
by 2PyMpz July 15, 2003
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Kited

Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.
Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"
by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019
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I have killed them all

What you say to your partner to let them know they can enter the bank.
Commonly associated with dialing a wrong number and going to jail.
Fun for pranks!
*Bzzzzt*
Human 1: I have killed them all. You may enter.
Human 2: Wrong n-number..?
Human 1: ...
*Beep*
by CatBoiWillCri August 6, 2019
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Who killed Farhad Usmanov?

This strangely unqualified question has appeared in sticker, placard and graffiti form all over the place, prompting many to wonder.

The correct answer is Islam Karimov, president of Uzbekistan. Farhad Usmanov is a human rights cause celebre in Uzbekistan because his is the most blatant and the most widely protested of many cases of murder of political opponents by the Uzbek regime.

The stickers etc. seem to be the handiwork of the Muslim fundamentalist group Hizb-ut Tahrir, an insidious organisation committed to human rights violations of other kinds (against Jews, gays, women, etc.), but who object to attacks on fellow Islamists and who therefore have a lot of gripes with the Uzbek government. This government is particularly keen on killing Islamists because they happen to be the main opposition force in the country. Farhad was the son of a cleric.
seen on lamp-posts, unattended walls, etc. for months
by Andy April 20, 2004
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killed your shit

A word used to assist the deflation of one's ego.
Timmy: Benny.. I really want to tap Poogie's ass.

Benny: That's wrong.

Poogie: UHM FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU'RE NOT TAPPING ANYTHING!
Benny: Damn, Bro. She killed your shit.
by the unknown astronomer September 3, 2010
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