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Mr. Kirby

perfect being who communicates effectively with children and poses as the reason for students waking up every morning. With a smile on his face every student that he has is inspired by him.
Boy: We have a new teacher in our school, he is so great!
Girl: Is she a Mr. Kirby
Boy: Almost, but there is only one person in the world I know who can fit that category
Girl: I know who your talking about
by mysterious friendz June 22, 2011
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Flaming Kirby

To dip ones penis in gasoline, light it on fire and ass rape someone.
Brain prefers the oral flaming kirby
by Roy November 11, 2003
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Max Kirby

a guy who regularly skips school in pursuit of either skiing or chillaxing
Teacher :"Is Max Kirby here today?"
Student : "Naw fam. You know Max Kirby, he took the day off to shred!"
by I'm trolling you February 14, 2018
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Kirby Blowjob

By putting a vaccum cleaner tube on penis and turning it on high
You know I like to do a kirby blowjob when I'm lonely
by Sexy life March 28, 2019
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kirby with a knife

“Yo I’m scared...”
“Why?”
“Because Kirby with a Knife is gonna fucking kill me 😰”
“Ooo shit”
by Alexthepianoboi November 20, 2019
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Reverse Kirby

The Nintendo character Kirby uses massive suction to absorb beings and gain their abilities. A reverse Kirby is the act of bending over and sucking a person into your ass/vagina in order to reach sexual climax.
That bitch was kinky. Straight up tried to Reverse Kirby me.
by ThatLawlessGuy October 1, 2016
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