kangaroo balling

variation of wallaby balling, the homosexual version

Ben Wilson and Francais Comaux both enjoy the painful pleasure of wallaby balling.

by kyle the pimp February 23, 2004

Kangaroo Jack

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Kangaroo Abortion

the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo

“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”

by bingbong2020 April 20, 2020

noel kangaroo

process of drinking yourself into a stupor then vomiting and urinating all through a pub/bar. usually of indigenous background

"look at that ylioff over there spreading his bodily fluids all over the bar, he is doing a massive noel kangaroo"

by polzy August 2, 2008

kangaroo sex

When a female carrys every thing around in her pussy.

Plumber "How did this happen?"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"

by STALEFISH April 16, 2005

kangaroo hop

An Australian phrase used to describe the jurking motion of a manual car when the clutch & accelerator aren't coordinated properly when starting from a stopped position.
(Expanded)
Forward and backward motion felt by the driver and passenger when learner or inexperienced driver accelerates from traffic lights, giveway or stop sign without having enough rev's for the motor to allow a smooth start.

"Corr blimey, you dropped the clutch that fast the car did a kangaroo hop up the road". "Now I know how a Joey(baby kangaroo in the pouch)feels"

by Bob Winchester November 15, 2007

Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 16, 2009