Jonder

Lbig ahh dih and slangs it all the time

Your a jonder

by ignoringthem July 21, 2025

Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.

I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!

by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025

Choch JÖNTER

a pussy you make fun of or someone who often gets ridiculed.

vu man chu - a choch jonter king

that girl is a Choch JÖNTER.

those guys over there are nothing but Choch JÖNTER.

by eddyomama December 13, 2008

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

jo joyner

The sweetest peson living on earth. She is an actress who has starred in many things such as the infamous ackley bridge, shakespeare and hathaway, marleys ghosts and no angels

Jo joyner is such a great actess!

by pheebenotfound May 26, 2021

Graham Joyner

the man does not exist

"Hey have you seen Graham Joyner around?"
"No because he doesn't exist"

by 0ptx October 28, 2021