jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.

Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds

by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020

Jonny Dart

Being the most attractive man above 37 in your local town or village.

Toms dad is Jonny Dart

by Manim February 14, 2021

Jonny Graham

A Jonny Graham is usually a sexy Jew who has an amazing pair of moobs along with an unreal and unbeatable ass

Yo ur lowkey a jonny graham

by Sexymoddafucka April 30, 2020

Jonny Moseley

The most bad skiier around, he likes to full knuckle snow, steal from the russians and sign women's breasts. Most famous from the 1998 Nagano olympics where he won a gold medal.

Eric: Holy shit that's Jonny Moseley!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!

by Joesretrogames May 4, 2018

jonni-rose

A girl who is very intelligent and sporty. She likes to win although she is still a good player. She is tough yet she will be hurt about certain things. She is a great friend and is a beautiful girl. She is loved by her family even if she doesn’t know it. She can easily be more than a friend.

Jonni-rose is awesome

Jonni-rose won the race

by Cloth January 9, 2018

Jonny Shine

(also known as JonELf) The coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that' a lot, and will bring breakfast to your room every morning

hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny West

Sex of the hand, masturbating a woman.

I totally gave her a jonny west last night, she came all over the place

by Andy.T December 23, 2008